butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
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I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
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How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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