i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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