I only kidnapped one of them. chill
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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