Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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