alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
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