Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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