my mouth tastes like poor choices
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I seem to have left my pride at pride
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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