No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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