i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
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The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
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Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
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