Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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