So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
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im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
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Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?