I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
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is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
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I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle