No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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