yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
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my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
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Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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