I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
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There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
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I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind