She's JV to your varsity
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
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if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
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You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.