Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
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Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
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It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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