Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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