do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
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Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
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His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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