honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I wish i was in the wii world.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
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