are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
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You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
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Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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