No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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