She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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