How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
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