I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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