I CAN MOONWALK!
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
and you fell through a lawn chair
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
