please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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