People in love make me want to vomit
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
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THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
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If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
My bed smells like the plague
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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