I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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