I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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