I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
You can't motorboat a personality
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
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you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
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That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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