dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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