By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
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this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
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I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
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