I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Randomize
