I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
