In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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