Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
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I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
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Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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