It's like God shit irony all over that family
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Randomize
