I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
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some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
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Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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