You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
its not stalking. its research.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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