Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
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He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
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I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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