I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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