would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
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