Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Best friends brother. Beat that.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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