Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
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so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Be still, my beating vagina.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
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I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
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