problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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