Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
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Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
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I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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