I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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