Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Randomize
