Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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