Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
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