I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
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and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
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Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
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