I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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