i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
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can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
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its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Found your dick twin last night
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
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