I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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