You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
