you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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