You surviving the open bar?
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He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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