this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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