I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
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