How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
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I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
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There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Holy sore nipples Batman
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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